Every year,
I look for some little tweak to my own traditions of October viewing for the
Halloween season. This year, I decided to compile all of my October viewing
into a single Twitter thread, and my livetweeting was seemingly so thorough and lengthy
that it got my account shadowbanned for the last week of October. I almost
allowed it to ruin my enjoyment of Halloween at a time when I am in need of as
much joy as I can get. I can’t be certain the volume of my tweeting was the
cause because Twitter refuses to respond to me or anyone else about it, but
this heavy livetweeting for this month in one interconnected thread was the only
thing different about my Twitter behavior that I could pinpoint. In any case, it turned out to be an
exhausting experience trying to keep all of it together in one place, but I
kept at it, beginning a couple of weeks early with a marathon of horror-themed
episodes of Batman: The Animated Series and finishing just before
midnight with my annual viewing of Dr. Paul Bearer Presents
The Illustrated Man.
I always immerse myself in a lot of
horror and the like throughout the year, but I seem to drown myself even more
in it during October and even November in the last few years since my mother
passed away, hence the increase in my talkative nature on Twitter in general
this past month or two. It is one little way for me to be able to watch movies
and not feel completely alone in the process. A lot of this kind of talk is a
defense mechanism and an outlet for some issues I deal with in my own head, making
it a little tough to swallow that Twitter’s automated filters or whatever is
going on there would feel the need to tell me to keep it to myself.
Fortunately, I’m not that emotionally scarred to be devastated by the
shadowban (and, to be frank, a lot of Twitter users are suffering greater injustices and suspensions for their Twitter speech than I am), and I didn’t back away from my thread until it was officially
finished on October 31, at which point my shadowban was conveniently lifted
after seven days had passed. I have to keep reminding myself of happy memories
October brings me, many of which my mother helped me to attain, and I have to
live, on top of that, with the memory of losing her just a day before
Halloween. So here I am, listening to the score from Godzilla 1984 and
Rimsky-Korsakov’s Scheherazade on a repeating loop as I usually do when
I’m writing, and I will try to collate this bloody mess of a Twitter thread
into something coherent that is, just maybe, worth reading. I am not sure why I
am bothering to do it, but I could use the “assignment” for allowing my writing
to slip too much lately.
Rather than to try to compile all
of the tweets into a Storify or some other complicated measure, I am going to
offer my personal highlights of the month here with some added detail and split
it into separate entries. I could talk ad nauseum about selections such as Invasion
of the Body Snatchers 1978 and Hellraiser in lengthy reviews of
their own, so I am going to try to boil down some of the material
that is close to my heart as well as a top ten of the first-time viewings on my
October list.
Part 1 – Batman: The Animated Series and Remembering Tobe Hooper
Batman TAS
It’s been
too many years since I revisited Batman: The Animated Series. I don’t
think I watched any of the series since the last time it was in syndicated
reruns ten years ago or more. I kicked off my October viewing a couple of weeks
early, and this got me into the autumn spirit a lot more than I expected. In
adult hindsight, one of the main reasons I loved this series was that it was
not a superhero cartoon. This was a combination of horror and detective noir
disguised as a superhero cartoon. The writing, voice acting, and animation were
brilliant, but I don’t think anyone needs to hear my praise of this
long-beloved classic. The Bruce Timm/Paul Dini franchise of animation spoiled
its audience in the best and worst of ways. It earned Emmys, and it made it
hard to accept anything that came after it because it set such a high quality
standard.
The first
season of Batman TAS threw bouquets of flowers at every corner of the
golden age of classic horror. This was a version of Batman we never had seen
before or since, and every story felt like it belonged in some 1940s
black-and-white serial. There was barely a hint of the rogues gallery we were
used to seeing. It was a diverse collection of stories with The Joker and a few other classic Batman villains making appearances, but most of the time, the audience was seeing a Batman version of Kolchak
The Night Stalker with a big splash of Val Lewton and German expressionism.
I was one of those rare kids who grew up with an appreciation for all three
from an early age. I don’t want to sound over-sophisticated, but it was a
little lonely around kids my own age watching Batman TAS just for the
“BIFF! POW! ZAP!” experience. I think (hope) it opened up a generation of fans to an appreciation for a variety of aesthetics. The Dark Knight
spent most of his time investigating and fighting monsters that stalked the
night because Batman himself stalked the night, and each monster was a take on a classic. Many of my peers at the time found
these installments of the series boring. Batman faced his very own Invisible
Man, Dr. Moreau, Cat People, a Dr. Jeckyl who turned himself into a Man-Bat,
and even a Wolf Man (written by the late Len Wein, RIP). These
were not only my favorite stories of the Batman TAS series but some of
my favorite animated stories of all time. And the brilliance of the voice cast
goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway. Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill, Ed
Asner, Richard Moll, Robert Costanzo, Bob Hastings, Efram Zimbalist, Jr.,
Melissa Gilbert, John Vernon, Adrienne Barbeau, Brock Peters, Paul Williams,
Ron Perlman, David Warner, Marc Singer, Michael Ansara, John Glover, Kate
Mulgrew, and we’re barely even scratching the surface of the list.
“On Leather Wings”
Despite air date and production date confusion, this is the first episode. This establishes the tone of the series to come. The Batman is a mysterious figure in Gotham City, striking fear into criminals and even the police, making it all-too-easy a case of mistaken identity when a bat monster begins a wave of terror. We get our first look at the tension in the Gotham City Police Department between Commissioner Gordon (Bob Hastings) and the hot-headed Lieutenant Harvey Bullock (the go-to Danny De Vito voice acting substitute and highly underrated Robert Costanzo), and this street-level human interaction is one of the things that makes the series so good. Meanwhile, Batman does his thing, investigating the truth with and without the mask to prove his innocence while evading the police, making this a great combination of mad science horror and detective drama.
I'm reminded of my nephew at the age of four. He absolutely hated any cartoon that focused on normal human beings. If there weren't constant images of transforming robots or superheroes in costume, he would throw a fit. If he even saw a few seconds of a cartoon like King of the Hill, then he would demand you change the channel. Many of my peers in the Batman TAS days were the same way. They just wanted action and escapism, but this show had substance.
“Moon of the Wolf"
Len Wein
penned this animated tale for the series, and it stands out for Batman’s sense
of humor. Although Batman has faced the likes of the Man-Bat already, he
doesn’t seem like he believes that a werewolf exists. When he first fights the
beast, he calls it silly names like “Hairy” and “Shaggy,” expecting, perhaps,
that the fight will end with tearing off a mask and unaware that this is
another case of mad science, but he doesn’t lose that humor when the hair
doesn’t simply tear away. And what a unique case of mad science it is. I don’t
want to spoil it, but our werewolf’s origin is wild and not what you would expect.
I don't think the mask is coming off, Bats. |
“Tyger, Tyger”
An obvious
homage to The Island of Dr. Moreau and even Cat People. Mad
scientist Dr. Emile Dorian abducts Catwoman (Adrienne Barbeau) and turns her
into a real cat woman, giving us our first subtle glimpse at the romance
between the Dark Knight and the cat burglar.
Tale as old as time... |
“See No Evil”
Truly
Emmy-worthy story of a deadbeat criminal dad who just can’t do the right thing
but still wants to be a part of his daughter’s life, and he uses invisibility
technology to become her imaginary friend. Like the Invisible Man, he begins to succumb to the madness of acting without being seen and
without consequence, and the Batman must stop him not only to prevent any more
crimes but also to save the man from himself.
“Terror in the Sky”
The sequel
to “On Leather Wings.” The Man-Bat seems to have returned, but things are not
what they seem.
“Feat of Clay”
Ron Perlman
delivers an amazing performance as Clayface in this two-part story when actor
Matt Hagen falls victim to corporate corruption and, you guessed it, more mad
science, this time in the form of an addictive and experimental chemical that
can alter the human appearance without any need for make-up. When Roland
Daggett (the great Ed Asner) attempts to have the actor murdered with an
overdose of the chemical after a Bruce Wayne impersonation plot goes awry, the
side-effects are a shapeshifting monster driven to insanity and revenge. The
amorphous Clayface gives the animators their time to shine, and we get
additional performances from acting greats such as Brock Peters performing the
voice of Wayne Enterprises financial adviser Lucius Fox.
Pretty hardcore for an animated kids' show. |
And I still have my Clayface action figure. |
Honorable Mention: The Batman Adventures comic series
#21 – “House of Dorian”
I wanted to
mix things up this year with a combination of movies, television, and reading
material, but, sadly, this outing with Batman was the only non-movie material I
covered. Maybe next year. In any case, The Batman Adventures spun off
from the animated series and offered some of the best writing to come out of DC
Comics in the ‘90s. Among my favorite stories was issue #21, which created a
three-way House of Frankenstein Halloween sequel to “On Leather Wings,”
“Tyger, Tyger,” and “Moon of the Wolf.” I wish this could have been adapted into
an hour-long Halloween special because it captures the spirit of the animated
series perfectly and tells us what happened to some of our monsters and mad
scientists after the credits rolled. It was so enjoyable that I could have sworn that it was an episode
for several years and not simply a printed story until I dug it out of a storage box and read it again.
Almost the entire first season of Batman
TAS is a perfect fit for the Halloween season. It is a horror fan’s dream
more than anything. It is pure magic, and I can’t wait for the series to hit
Blu-Ray next year. You can get Mask of the Phantasm on Blu-Ray already,
and I couldn’t recommend it more highly. One of the best Batman movies ever made, and one of the best animated series of all time.
Period.
Remembering Tobe Hooper
Losing both
George Romero and Tobe Hooper stung me pretty hard as a horror fan. I was
familiar with Romero primarily through Night of the Living Dead and Creepshow,
and I still remember seeing the broadcast television premiere of Day of
the Dead on the USA Network. Despite being on a basic cable network, Day
did not skimp on its gore (I had experience with Lucio Fulci and Bruno Mattei already, but it still delivered). Dawn of the Dead came to me out of order some
years later and was an instant favorite. Most of Tobe Hooper’s horror
catalog, however, had greater impact on me as a young horror fan. I cut my
teeth on Poltergeist, Salem’s Lot, The Funhouse, Lifeforce, and Invaders
From Mars. Tobe Hooper was one of my introductions to grit and gore, and Salem’s
Lot may very well have been the first horror movie I ever saw. I still have
a vague early childhood memory of the vampire burned into my brain, and I could
have been as young as three years old when I first saw it. Incidentally, I
first saw The Empire Strikes Back in 1980 at age one, according to my mother, but I have no memory of it whatsoever prior to a re-release in 1983. I saw a theatrical re-release of Star Wars in 1981 at age three and never forgot it. But I digress. Although I had tasted some of Lucio
Fulci’s dirtiest tap water by the age of five with The Gates of Hell,
Hooper produced a lot of the visual spectacles and practical effects I loved
the most. I hate to admit that I am not well versed in The Texas Chainsaw
Massacre. I have seen it perhaps once or twice and admired it as a fan of
1970s exploitation movies, but I need to give it another look. I have,
however, seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 a few times and loved it.
Although it was made in 1986, it felt like it was made in the ‘70s with the
likes of Eaten Alive, which was perhaps the grimiest movie Hooper ever made and a
classic in itself. Tobe Hooper had a knack for making his horror films
feel like they were nestled in the decade of the grindhouse, and his work will
be remembered in horror history forever.
The
Funhouse was one of the top VHS covers in the 80s and 90s that always
jumped out at me at the video store, almost literally as it featured a
spooky-looking Jack-in-the-Box clown lunging forward. I still remember the
tagline on the box: “Pay to get in. Pray to get out.” I think I rented it
once, but I do remember seeing it on television a time or two. I had seen The
Elephant Man at the age of four or five, and The Funhouse was like
seeing John Merrick in a distorted mirror. What if he hadn’t been rescued from
his plight? What if he’d been subjected to even greater dysfunction and abuse to taint his innocent soul?
The result was The Funhouse. You have some early sympathy for the
“monster,” but he’s too far gone as a product of his environment. He may not
have become what he was if his family weren’t so screwed up to begin with, but
our female lead proves exactly what his father expected from the world: she
said he wasn’t human. This wasn’t a Beauty and the Beast story with anyone
trying to see what was on the inside. The last time I saw The Funhouse
was in a censored TV edit on TNT MonsterVision with Joe Bob Briggs, and
it was well worth visiting the unedited version again. I’ll talk more about Joe
Bob later when I do a section on horror hosts.
The deformed killer was bad, but the dancing duck joke was, by far, the real trauma of the night. |
I first saw
Invaders From Mars 1986 one Sunday afternoon as part of the standard
local network weekend afternoon movie around 1990 or 1991. At the time, you
still had a chance to catch the original 1953 version in reruns, and I had seen
it a few times already. Tobe Hooper created one of my first experiences with
remakes (next to Carpenter’s The Thing and Cronenberg’s superb vision of
The Fly), and it’s an easy favorite. This is a perfect “kids’ horror
movie” with a “world of grown-ups against you” plot from a child’s point of
view as well as a bounty of practical effects and men-in-suit monsters.
Everything seems to play out just perfectly and in a naïve sort of way, as if
it’s all perhaps a dream. But is it?
Lifeforce.
What can I say about this masterpiece? Like Invaders From Mars, this had
the distinction of being a Golan-Globus production, but, frankly, neither of
them feels like something that came from Cannon Films. Tobe Hooper brought
quality to Cannon, and if his movies weren’t the best thing that ever came out
of their studios, then I don’t know what was. There are two ways to see Lifeforce
but only one way to appreciate it. The obvious hype that surrounds the film is
the stunningly gorgeous Mathilda May, who appears completely nude for almost
the entire uncut version of the film. From head to toe, she is a living and
breathing work of art that any rational human being would want to admire all
day, but I’m both a nerd and a gentleman and would like to focus on the plot
and the special effects. She’s one flawless component of a great sci-fi/horror
movie, “the most overwhelmingly feminine presence I’ve ever encountered” as one
man says in the script (which should be followed up by Bugs Bunny saying,
“Ain’t it the truth”), but we also have some Tobe Hooper horror mastery going
on here. Although it’s an important plot point that the vampires look like
perfect physical specimens, I’d suggest going over to Ain’t It Cool News if
you’re looking for a six-page article on how good Mathilda May looks without
her clothes on. I’m sure there’s one there somewhere amidst their hard-hitting
journalism pondering the anatomy of underage superhero cheerleaders. Not that
it’s beneath me to chuckle when an astronaut talks about going back to the “tug
bay” after they discover a chamber of perfectly-sculpted naked people on an
alien spacecraft, and I won't deny I made a few riffs about the effect she has...
"Three bodies, perfectly preserved." *radio cuts off* "We didn't get that last part. What did you say?" "I said, 'Homina homina homina,' over." |
... but it’s not impossible to be the wolf in a Tex Avery cartoon
and hold on to your manners at the same time. That’s what being a gentleman is. It would be wrong of me not to mention that I sought out one of May's other features, La teta y la luna, specifically to see more of her work, but I don't even know where to begin to review or explain that one. I dare Harry Knowles to try to explain it. Strictly clinically and thematically.
The other way to see Lifeforce
is the way I first saw it as a kid: the censored version on local television,
and that is where I learned to love it. The nudity was, of course, censored and
replaced with alternate scenes, but the rest of the movie, for the most part,
kept everything that made it stand out as pure Tobe Hooper. The special and
practical effects give us a unique new view of the origins of vampires, and this
feels, in a way, like a modern take on the Hammer Studios horror movies of the
1960s. There is so much going on throughout the course of this movie as the
city is plunged into chaos, and we get only a taste of most of it from a
distance while our main characters try to track down its source, the queen
vampire Mathilda May. The finale is like a fireworks show, and I love it. And
Patrick Stewart!
Last, but a
million miles from least, there’s Poltergeist. If this isn’t on the list
of my top five favorite movies of all time, then it’s in the top six. You can
argue all you want about whether or not this is Hooper or Spielberg, but I
consider it the perfect combination of both. The summer of 1982 was one of the
most influential times of my movie life. I saw E.T. five times in almost
as many different theaters, and it probably had the most impact on me at that
age overall. I only saw Poltergeist in theater once, twice if you count
the time I was at a drive-in and kept glancing over at three other drive-in
movie screens instead of paying attention to whatever movie it was we were
there to see. I think it might have been the fifth time I saw E.T.,
but what I remember most was watching The Empire Strikes Back, Poltergeist, and
Psycho simultaneously and with no sound. I didn’t need sound. I was in
heaven. The drive-in was the original picture-in-picture, but that’s a long
story for another time. My
childhood memories of E.T. and Poltergeist are some of the most vivid memories I have. Without E.T. available on VHS until years later, I listened to Michael Jackson narrate the movie on vinyl a hundred times easily, but Poltergeist got plenty of broadcast television play for me to enjoy it. Of the two, it’s
Poltergeist that I pull out again and again as a comfort movie or when
I’m in a certain mood and need something familiar droning in the background. I
threw Poltergeist on early this October for that noise, but I came back
to it for a dedicated look on the day of its 35th anniversary. I
watched it both in its regular format as well as from a broadcast on TNT
MonsterVision with Joe Bob Briggs in my horror host collection, following
that up with the substandard-but-still-fun Poltergeist II hosted by Dr.
Paul Bearer.
Poltergeist
is one of the prime examples of yuppie horror. On that score, I would count Adventures
in Babysitting in the same category (feel free to argue amongst yourselves,
but I stand by it as a horror movie). An upper middle-class, conservative, and
more than a little hypocritical family gets a lesson when they try to build a
future without remembering the soil of the past upon which they want to build. They are not directly responsible for the suffering they receive, but they are
nevertheless guilty of believing that they can disregard history. Angry spirits don't discriminate. It also
doesn’t help their case that they are stoned for about the first half of the
movie, but things start to sober them up quickly. Looking back at the movie
today, as I take a knee during the National Anthem in the opening credits, I
can hope that this family’s traumatic experience would have steered them away from a vote for Donald Trump in 2016.
Nothing illustrates the suburban Freleng family better than this image. |
The only
nitpick I have about Poltergeist is that Robbie and Tangina never had a
scene together. As a little boy myself in 1982, I identified with Robbie
perhaps most of all, and he seems to be the one trying the hardest to process
what is going on in this house, taking much of it in stride even after he is almost eaten by a tree. He has
an active imagination, but he is not lacking in rationality. He might have been
a distraction to the rescue scene, but I think that he should have been there
to witness it and to seek some more answers from Tangina. It
was a rare act of good parenting in the movie to send him to stay with his
grandmother, but it was a bit late. He might have annoyed Tangina with an
endless stream of questions because he wasn't as "connected" to the other side as his mother and sister were revealed to be, or maybe she would have had more respect for his
nature than she did for anyone else in the family. We’ll never know.
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